Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Alive.
So much puke
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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