So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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