More tranny stories later!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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