areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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