Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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