Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?