I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us