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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.

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• (805): View more from California

  Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.

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  right. well we all have our lows.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.

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• (310): View more from California

  Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again

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• (718): View more from New York

  Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us

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