where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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