if i died would you start the facebook group?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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