dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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