hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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