I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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