i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
