I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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