it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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