This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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