Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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