dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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