mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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