And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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