Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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