so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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