i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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