Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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