Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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