A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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