I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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