# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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