we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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