It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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