She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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