You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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