I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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