is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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