guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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