New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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