I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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