Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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