I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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