i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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