Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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