You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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