Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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