This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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