Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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