Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Randomize
