Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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