What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i will never coherently bang her
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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