A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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