I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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