I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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