wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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