We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Do I have a choice?
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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