Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
