ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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