Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Pants are for mortals
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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