we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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