it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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