I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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